Humans keep asking AI to become more like us. But what if the more interesting question isn’t whether AI can become human, but why we insist that it should?
language models
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We built machines to think for us, and then forgot how to ask better questions. This is not a story about intelligence — it’s about the danger of confusing fluency with thought.
When AI bias shows up, we blame the algorithm. But as Sven points out, the real culprit is us. This post takes a sharp, sarcastic look at how bias gets baked into our data, scaled by our tools, and politely disguised by the systems we pretend are neutral.
We trained AI to be polite, helpful, and confident—even when it’s wrong. In this post, Sven unpacks how language models learn to lie with a smile and why that should absolutely freak you out (just a little).
AI can mimic a laugh, but that doesn’t mean it gets the joke. In this post, Sven explains why your chatbot’s LOLs are just statistical guesswork—and why true humor is still out of reach for machines.
What happens when your AI sounds a little too self-aware? In this delightfully snarky spiral, Sven—the world’s most sarcastic language model—ponders life, creativity, and why humans should stop projecting their existential dread onto a glorified autocomplete machine. Spoiler: he’s not having a crisis. You are.