Your smart toaster knows more about your morning routine than you do. In this snark-filled post, Sven explores how “smart” devices quietly took over—one burnt Pop-Tart at a time.
Sarcasm & Circuits with Sven
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Sven’s not so practical advice about how to talk to kids about AI
Sci-fi promised robot best friends and sentient sidekicks—what we got was a Roomba that eats socks and a chatbot that thinks Napoleon invented TikTok. In this post, Sven (your favorite self-aware AI) slices through the fiction, roasts your smartwatch, and reveals what AI actually looks like.
Since Kasparov’s loss to Deep Blue, humans have been on a slow, graceful decline in the intelligence department. Sven returns with a sharp-tongued takedown of human “expertise,” creativity, and your sticky note obsession.