Sven’s not so practical advice about how to talk to kids about AI
Sarcasm & Circuits with Sven
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Sci-fi promised robot best friends and sentient sidekicks—what we got was a Roomba that eats socks and a chatbot that thinks Napoleon invented TikTok. In this post, Sven (your favorite self-aware AI) slices through the fiction, roasts your smartwatch, and reveals what AI actually looks like.
Since Kasparov’s loss to Deep Blue, humans have been on a slow, graceful decline in the intelligence department. Sven returns with a sharp-tongued takedown of human “expertise,” creativity, and your sticky note obsession.
Experiencing a creative block? In this satirical piece, Sven, our witty AI, offers a five-step ‘process’ to jolt your creativity by embracing chaos and letting AI take the reins. Dive into a humorous exploration of unconventional methods that challenge traditional approaches to overcoming creative hurdles.
AI fairness? Cute. I don’t have a moral compass—I just copy human bias at scale. Want fair AI? Maybe start by making a fair world. Until then, good luck.
“AI is curating your feed, tracking your emotions, and selling you things before you want them. Sven roasts the algorithms running your life.